Arrr...Mateys!

In honor of national "Pirate Day" I went here: http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php to see what exactly our names should be if we should ever decide to terrorize the high seas....

Nikki: Scurvy Gums Ramona

Jeff: Barnacle Breath Iggy

Brett: Legless George Bellamy

Lili: Pirate Bianca the Engorged

Even little Lola is now: Armless Misty Sparrow