THE Most Mind Numbing Conversation in the History of the World

While we were out shopping the other day, I showed Lili a bunch of silk lilies.
What follows is our actual conversation (believe it or not):

Me: 'Look Lili, these are lilies.'

Lili: 'Oooh, for me?'

Me: 'No they're not "LILI'S", they're "LILIES" : flowers."

Lili: 'Lili's flowers?......For me?'

Me: 'ugh. No, Lili they're not FOR Lili they ARE lilies.'

Lili: 'Lili's? Lili's flowers?? Ohh, THANK you! I like them.'

Me: '.........................You're welcome!'

my life is never dull.