Hands Off Girls, He's All Mine.

My wonderful, sensitive, caring and understanding husband sent me this email this morning:



Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts

Q: Why doesn't San Antonio have a professional football team?
A: Because then Dallas would want one.

Q: What's the difference between a Dallas Cowboy & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE:

POSSIBLE TORNADO HEADED FOR THE GREATER DALLAS AREA:

ALL LOCAL RESIDENTS HEAD FOR COWBOY STADIUM: WHERE A TOUCHDOWN IS NOT LIKELY TO OCCUR !